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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
 
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-Rich Cook.
 
Quotes In WinXP:
"My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters
get in the wrong places." A. A. Milne (1882-1958)
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"Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares
that it is his duty." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to
consume wealth without producing it." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!"
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether
you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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"Here's the rule for bargains: "Do other men, for they would do you."
That's the true business precept." Charles ****ens (1812-70)
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"Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man!
Oh the little that unhinges it, poor creatures that we are!"
Charles ****ens (1812-70)
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"A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted
to be that profound secret and mystery to every other."
Charles ****ens (1812-70)
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"It was as true as taxes is. And nothing's truer than them."
Charles ****ens (1812-70)
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