Lol uh heres one, my mom thinks that when you change your simcard in your cellphone that you get the bill.
Me: Mom, I traded phones with my friend.
Mom: Oh. I better not get your friends bill mailed to me.
Me: No, I changed the simcard.
Mom: WTF WHY? He's probably gona run up a huge bill!
Me: No, we switched simcards, so we each keep our own bills, but just change the phone.
Mom: Oh, what's a simcard?
Also when we went to my aunts house and brought the laptop, I connected to my aunts wlan and my mom sees me on the internet. She says:
"I hope our internet company doesnt charge us for roaming"
Lol.