First of all, the beaver chewed on the tree and it fell on him. I think that is funny. Anyway, well, you are older, but you will be off Earth and in hell while I'll still be alive and happy.
He's not violating any of the normal stuff I would get up about. It's not sexual or really profane. It's just weird.
The beaver probably worked for hours to gnaw the tree down and it fell on him. Ironic dark humor there, nothing serious.
The bear slipping on the ice has been on the net for years.
The pooch with the hypo reminds me of some guests I have had to deal with over my career in hotels. Or you could say he's a police dog and just made a bust.
The don't give a damn thing is nothing serious. You guys have said worse.
And if a cat ever attacked a child in my presense, let's just say the cat would not get a second chance.