L-o-l

[vampist]

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML


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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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Today, I had just gotten a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my Ex's house, so I though it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out if your going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes all back in. FML


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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML




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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML




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Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML


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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML




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Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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[Trivium Nate]

lmfao

 

[vampist]

Lol I love fmylife.com

 

[Atomic Rooster]

Wow. . .

Did anybody count how many links are in that post?

 

[vampist]

Wow. . .

Did anybody count how many links are in that post?

No did you? lol.

They make it so all the words are links. But all to the same hyperlink..


EDIT: I got 29.

 

[01001010]

Just don't use the WYSIWYG editor.

 

[MARIOPARTY53]

Those where pretty funny

 

[vampist]

Just don't use the WYSIWYG editor.

What editor?

 

[01001010]

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php?t=113062

 

[Atomic Rooster]

EDIT: I got 29.

I counted 28.