Jokes Yay

[macbook]

Ok, does anyone have any good jokes??


my best is racist but i wont say it, so my second best it,


What is a fish with no eyes?





A Fsssssssssh

(missing the "I" if youre dumb enough not to get it.)

 

[NOFX]

I dont get it cause even if it did have one I it would still be spelt Fish.

 

[macbook]

you silly moo!

it is a fsssssssssh!

"fish is normally spelt with an "i" but miss it out!

God, im a funny guy.

 

[Mental Liberator]

But it still has ONE eye. If it was a fish with NO eye, like the stupid kindergarden joke is suppose to go, then it would make sense.

 

[NOFX]

no because fish is spelt with one I therefore if a fish only has one I then it would still be spelt Fish

 

[macbook]

*cough* i havn't edited it *cough*

~I am never wrong

 

[NOFX]

lol... good joke

 

[Mental Liberator]

I'll tell my joke.

There was a guy, he was waking down the street, and suddenly he just exploded.

The End

 

[macbook]

Uurm LOSER

 

[crazyman143]

nice one! LOL