Haha! I asked him to lay an egg, then to die - it was ok. Then I decided to ask him to have sex with the sofa; and he shook his finger. Then he danced.
Not the best site; but very funny nonetheless.
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.