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I don't know how many of you watch Family Guy, but I just got back into it. I love discussing Family Guy quotes, so if you've got a good one post it here and share with the rest of CF.

Here's my favorite (can't remember exactly how it goes idk if it's Stewie or Brian. Thanks to Celegorm. He cleared it up for me):

Brian: Peter you're fat!
Peter: No I'm not...
Brian: Yes you are! You have your own gravitational force...
*A TV and an apple start orbiting peter*
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...

Scientifically speaking everyone has their own gravitational force, it's just not strong enough to attract objects into orbits, but nonetheless this is hilarious.
 
I don't know how many of you watch Family Guy, but I just got back into it. I love discussing Family Guy quotes, so if you've got a good one post it here and share with the rest of CF.

Here's my favorite (can't remember exactly how it goes idk if it's Stewie or Brian):

Stewie: Peter you're fat!
Peter: No I'm not...
Stewie: Yes you are! You have your own gravitational force...
*A TV and an apple start orbiting peter*
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...
*TV is in front of Peter*
*Peter laughs*
*TV is behind Peter*
Peter: Awww...

Scientifically speaking everyone has their own gravitational force, it's just not strong enough to attract objects into orbits, but nonetheless this is hilarious.


That was brian, not stewie.
 
Best one was at the museum when peter was a kid, and the one where peter says he knows what to do....

Peter(kid): Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night


Peter: I know what do do guys, I read it in a book one
Brian: Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?!?!?!?!?!?
Peter: Oh yeah.
 
Best one was at the museum when peter was a kid, and the one where peter says he knows what to do....

Peter(kid): Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night


Peter: I know what do do guys, I read it in a book one
Brian: Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?!?!?!?!?!?
Peter: Oh yeah.

Lol. I like the one where:

Louis: Peter, you should teach Stewie how to use the poddy. Maybe you two could bond.
Peter: Bond....James Bond.

lol its one of the all-time best.

Check this out tho.

Only Quagmire (the last little clip)
 
I was trying to find the Episode: Peter's 2 Dads. Its 5x10. It has a hilarious scene that depicts them (Peter and his dad) talking while drunk. I couldn't find a good video clip of it though...I'll keep looking.

that scene was awesome!
But Stewie is definitely the best character, he is so damn funny. :D
 
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