31st
Working 6a-5p.
Stop at Liquor store - buy booze
Stop at drug store - buy Midol - take Midol
Go home/friends - release the Kraken!
1st
Probably still drinking, or fighting/yelling/running around nude although blacked out
Sleep for ~2 hours
Catch up on homework
Little known fact gents, taking Midol before a heavy night of drinking will prevent the water from getting sucked up by your muscles, thus preventing dehydration and the resulting 'hangover'. Depending on the amount of alcohol, you will probably want to consume water with every 2nd-4th drink.
Luckily for me, my complete lack of alcohol consumption during the year will make for a cheap new years party! A single beer is typically enough to give me the 'buzz.'
P.S. Don't feel like a wimp buying Midol, no hangover!