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Old 10-12-2004, 01:36 AM   #1
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" asks the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady indicating the sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied "There is the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them!
The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
Well, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction!
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Old 10-12-2004, 10:15 AM   #2
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:29 AM   #3
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He He. Quite funny.
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Old 10-12-2004, 12:20 PM   #4
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ha lol very good
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Old 10-12-2004, 12:35 PM   #5
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*shakes head*
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{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

That's me!!!!!
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Old 10-13-2004, 03:21 PM   #8
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Lol; Its funny cause its true!

I'd have to go against Moneyman's Weird Boobs lust though - I'd have to say

{D} Dang!

for reasons only my girlfriend and I should know about
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Old 10-13-2004, 03:29 PM   #9
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hehe {DD} please

i bet everyone else can predict how this thread is gona turn out
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Old 10-13-2004, 07:40 PM   #10
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i really shouldn't be responding to this topic... but i will say at least {B}
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Old 10-13-2004, 10:58 PM   #11
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at least a {D}.....Dam....but no bigger....Lol
No a-k bullets please.....
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Old 10-16-2004, 06:43 PM   #12
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Lol; I think we all knew how matt was going to respond

And how David was going to respond - cause he doesn't bother with that side of the girl, eh David?
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:16 PM   #13
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No wonder why every girl in 5th grade were baptist
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Not too sure how the two are connected really... your Year 5 Girls must be a good deal more ahead than girls in Britain.
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Oh yes.
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a {C} for me :O) <-------- I love that smiley face
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Gimme da C!!!
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C's are perfect, not too big and not too small. But I guess D's are good too.
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Na there big enough to poke an eye out. I likes C, now those are nice.
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more than a handful is a waste......lol
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