There is many things you could do with that laptop...
If you need a Door to stay open, just use the laptop as a door weight.
Or if you have alot of paper that gets blown around, use the laptop as a paper weight.
Or if you want to crush some ice use the laptop. Or if some home boy tires to rob you, toss the laptop at him. If you need to Iron some clothes, use the laptop. If you get suck on a Desert Island, you can call your Laptop Willson.