Now I'm scared!

[Celery]

Greetings from an idiot spammer. Yes this is real and in my email.

 

[strollin]

I've received stuff like that before. I guess there must be stupid people out there that fall for this stuff.

 

[Wallaby Dan]

Ahh Hello, FBI

 

[AMD_man]

I think they deliberately word it as dumb as possible so only the biggest idiots fall for it.

 

[Smart_Guy]

What's a schlong?

 

[Celery]

Also known as your Johnson.

 

[AMD_man]

24 hours have passed. Has your schlong become well known on the Internet?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Wanna Google search for it to make sure?

 

[Celery]

I already did. It's there.