This will make your eyes water

[Raffaz]

I was in the Prison Service years ago, & one guy had been on detached duty at a Government controlled mental institute, he was doing his rounds one evening after the patients were locked in the wards & were in bed, in the toilets he saw a penis in the trough, so he entered the ward that used that facility, & asked the patients who were by then sitting up in their beds, awake, nobody owned up, so he went round pulling the bedclothes back, & at one bed the patient was sitting in a pool of blood, [sorry about this, but Raffaz did give a warning]
They managed to stop the blood, but in those days the technology wasn't there, to sew it back on.

Gives a new meaning to detached duty

 

[Opteva]

My god, that gives a whole new meaning to “ don't cut off your nose to spite your face “

 

[Furby123]

Ouch. Why would you do that to yourself

 

[Brookfield]

Ouch. Why would you do that to yourself

Do I have to spell it for you?, It was a mental institution, he was insane, it was 16 years ago, a lot of cases were incurable then, now they have better drugs etc.

 

[Furby123]

Do I have to spell it for you?, It was a mental institution, he was insane, it was 16 years ago, a lot of cases were incurable then, now they have better drugs etc.

I was talking about the guy in the news story that raffaz posted.

 

[mark thorpe]

meh, one way to improve the gene pool...

 

[Brookfield]

Ah, was going to reply to Furby123's post but he's been PB'd.

 

[mammikoura]

meh, one way to improve the gene pool...

hehehe
true. I still support the idea of removing all safety labels.

 

[blackjack]

OUCH !!!That has got to be the craziest thing Ive ever heard, what was he ordering a peniscalarda lol.

 

[Steff]

How come furby got PB?