I program Websites... programs although I don't do programs because I have no reason too... mostly C# on the ASP.NET Platform. I've gone to a few Developer's Conferences.
If you think I'd help you can PM me... but I don't know what your idea of a Programmer is so I won't be presumptuous enough to just PM you.
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.