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Old 07-02-2009, 12:30 PM   #1
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Exclamation "You don't know Jack Schitt" (WARNING minor cuss-word used repeatedly)

Hopefully this doens't offend any of our "younger" viewers but I though this was pretty funny!



The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!

Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree.
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:52 PM   #2
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Omg Hahahahahahahhahahhahaha
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:56 PM   #3
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Lol thats all sorts of awesome.
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Hah, very funny and very clever too!
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:46 PM   #6
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i saw that on a lot of shirts in florida at tourist stands, i took a pic of it
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That there's a good story I'll never forget
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Old 07-06-2009, 08:14 AM   #8
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My cousin had this poster like 10 years ago hanging in his room...

I remember it the other day and googled it, found it, so I posted it. Glad you guys like.
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