Haha. Well it is basically StarOffice, which is 10 years old :P Have you seen the features page on OpenOffice? Not only is it full of features I can get in Office 2 for Windows 3.1 but there is a lie in there, if you can spot it, where they claim AutoCorrect Word Replacement where you can replace a word like piggin' with pigging automatically is their idea and is in no other Program! It has been in Word for years! at least since 97.
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.