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Old 05-09-2008, 06:22 PM   #1
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Default Y.o.d.a

(To the tune of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People

Young man, I saw your ship come down.
I said, young man, now it's muddy and brown.
I said, young man, put your weapon away.
'Cause I - mean - you - no - harm - I - say.

Young man, there's no need to feel fear.
I am wonderin', tell me why are you here?
How you growin', from this food on the plate?
I say - wars - do - not - make - one - great.

You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.
You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.

He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi diploma course!

You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.
You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.

Come and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

Young man, you fell out of the sky
Into somethin', brown that smells like a sty
And this tin can, started swimming and then
He got - spat - out - like - some - throat - phlegm.

Young man, welcome to Dagobah.
He is comin', master Yoda not far.
I'll be havin', this bright thing that ain't hot.
It is - mine - or - I'll - help - you - not!

You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.
You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.

He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi diploma course!

You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.
You must be here to see Y-O-D-A.

Don't just stand in the rain! You're all covered with mud!
Come and sample my homemade crud!

Old Ben, are you listenin' to me?
I can't train him, he's so reckless you see!
Like his old man, he's so angry but brave!
Betcha - he - screws - up - at - the - cave!

Young man, if you start will you end?
Or be going off to save all your friends?
To be training, needs commitment and work.
If you - wimp - out - then - you're - a - jerk!

You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A.
You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A.

You should stay here and train! You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

Y-O-D-A ... You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A.
Y-O-D-A ... You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A.

(repeat and fade)

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