Re: WTF I got hit by a car.
Tell him to look both ways before crossing the street next time.
Good thing he was going slow. Did your pegs go through the bumper?? You shoulda just left your bike, and started making a big fit, like start yelling and all. And than when he is like, OMG are you ok???!!? Just be like, yeah, I'm fine, like nothing happened, lol.
Was his car a dodge?
Sorry for the jokes, lol. But you hardly got hurt so its all good right?
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