Wow....

[db4rt]

"GET THE FUCK OFF VENT!!!"
"Blow it out your asshole" I lmao'd at that

 

[Ð88]

NOW I feel really really bad and depressed about it....

you kinda should feel that way. She obviously still loves you but doesn't want to relive another break up which she feels would happen again and here you are encouraging her to do it.

 

[Neodude1123201]

LOL! That is a hilarious find.....I cant help you out with your chick problems though....