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 01-11-2007, 03:15 PM #1 Golden Master     Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,798 Worker outwits foreman An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine," says the Italian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I start work? __________________ __________________
 01-11-2007, 03:24 PM #2 Golden Master     Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,928 Re: Worker outwits foreman ha lol , oh yeah btw when you get the custum title __________________ __________________ Desktop-AMD Athlon 64 X2 6000+-2GB Elixer DDR2 800 250gb+500gb+500gb+120gb Laptop-Apple Macbook Pro 13" Intel core i5(2.3ghz) 4gb Ram 320gb hard drive
 01-11-2007, 03:46 PM #3 Golden Master     Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,459 Re: Worker outwits foreman lmao. Thats got to be the best one ever! __________________ 0_o
 01-11-2007, 04:08 PM #4 Bogan     Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 8,474 Re: Worker outwits foreman rofl! weredcha get that from?? __________________
 01-11-2007, 08:50 PM #5 Golden Master     Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 19,967 Re: Worker outwits foreman LOL! Hahah, nice one. __________________
 01-11-2007, 09:39 PM #6 Daemon Poster     Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 690 Re: Worker outwits foreman Raffaz, that is awesome! These jokes of yours are outstanding! __________________
01-12-2007, 01:55 AM   #7
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 Originally Posted by muz379 ha lol , oh yeah btw when you get the custum title
Cheers mate, i think i got it yesterday, thats when i noticed it anyway
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