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Old 01-22-2007, 02:04 AM   #1
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Stand Up - Ludacris

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Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless
Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless
Haha, its great


What are some other witty lyrics that you have come across?
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Old 01-22-2007, 02:53 PM   #2
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Heard it, it is lame. I suggest listening to NWA: straight outta compton, good song.
Also on the playing list: Eazy E: boyz in the hood
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Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg - Nothin' but a G thang......probably one of the greatest rap songs ever. No rap artist today can touch Dre and Snoop.


My mother******' homie Doggy Dogg has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'

I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
C-O-M-P-T-O-N, and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin' the s*** together
Like my n**** D.O.C., "No One Can Do It Better"

I was listening to Lodi Dodi by Snoop Dogg one time and I heard a lot of lyrics in that song that were copied by other rap artists years later. Dre and Snoop were the originators.
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:31 PM   #4
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All my friends smile and chuckle
at pictures of your bare moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt


and so on...

if you ask me, i say witty.
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All my friends smile and chuckle
at pictures of your bare moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt


and so on...

if you ask me, i say witty.
What song is that from?
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What song is that from?
lol, psychostick, they're a heavy rock band that just makes songs about random stuff like beer and itchy balls. They happen to be really good at performing and singing the stuff though. The song I posted lyrics from is called Orgasm = Love but this one is actually more of a melodic ballad. You will laugh at some of the things they sing about. It's pretty crazy. And if you get a chance to listen to some i suggest listening to 'Two Ton Paperweight'. That's gotta be the best one.
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Shorttie saw the necklace, started relaxxing, now thats what the f*** I call chain recation.
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Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg - Nothin' but a G thang......probably one of the greatest rap songs ever. No rap artist today can touch Dre and Snoop.


My mother******' homie Doggy Dogg has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'

I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
C-O-M-P-T-O-N, and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin' the s*** together
Like my n**** D.O.C., "No One Can Do It Better"

I was listening to Lodi Dodi by Snoop Dogg one time and I heard a lot of lyrics in that song that were copied by other rap artists years later. Dre and Snoop were the originators.
No the lyrics to Lodi Dodi were taken by Snoop from Slick Rick, way before either of them hit the big time...but yes the lyrics are tight!!
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Stand Up - Ludacris



Haha, its great


What are some other witty lyrics that you have come across?
Yeah, makes me laugh everytime I hear it
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alright this is a whole verse from "i never knew" by eminem

I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this
I put wives at risk with a knife like this
Sh*t, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the f**k way down, waitin to straight jump out
put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my f**kin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look - I'll burn your f*kin house down, circle around
and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out
I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his d**k sucked?
F**k that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents


man i love eminems lyrics
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