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Old 01-22-2007, 02:45 PM   #1
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Why computers are like women.

1. They seem to stop for no apparent reason at random intervals.
2. When they stop its normally during something important.
3. They then began to bitch (AKA give you error codes)
4. Sometimes they get so rude they give you the cold shoulder (AKA BSOD)
5. When they get sick it can be a pain to figure out wahts wrong. and costly to fix
6. They sometimes have selected memory
7. They slow down and break down as they age
8. Never know when they might blow a fuse
9. You get what you pay for
10. They talk to each other constantly.


I came up with this in about 10 mins what yall think.
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:36 PM   #2
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lol add something about the speed. (Ghz Mhz)
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:41 PM   #3
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not bad.
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Default Re: Why women are like computers

11. Know how to handle one, or expect erroneous results
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:39 PM   #5
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Hehe, thats a good list!
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Lol, made me laugh.

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Old 01-23-2007, 07:42 AM   #7
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Some of its true SOMEEE
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lol pretty good
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