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Old 02-10-2007, 06:27 PM   #1
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Talking Why i fired my secretary. . .

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well
Waking Up That Morning.


I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would
Be Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly
Have A Present For Me.


As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let
Alone "happy Birthday."

I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The
Kids Will Remember.



My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So
When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low
And Somewhat Despondent.

As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said,
"good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!"

It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had
Remembered.

I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My
Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day
Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To
Lunch, Just You And Me."

I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've
Heard All Day. Let's Go!"

We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally
Would Go.

We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private
Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal
Tremendously On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said,
"you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We
Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"

I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"

She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."

After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And
Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into
The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."

"ok." I Nervously Replied.

She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of
Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends
And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday".

And I Just Sat There...

On The Couch... Naked
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:36 PM   #2
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Default Re: Why i fired my secretary. . .

LMAO thats great.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:36 PM   #3
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Haha, thats not a true story is it?
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:42 PM   #4
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Haha, thats not a true story is it?
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:45 PM   #5
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Ha ha, just would have been funny....well...not for you
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LMAO!! tell me where you find all of these!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO thats awsome hahaha
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Haha that's a great one!
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lol thats hilarious!!! haha the look on that guys face would have been really funny!!!
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hahaha i actually belived that this was a true stroy
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