Go Back   Computer Forums > Welcome To Computer Forums .org > Social Lounge | Off Topic
Click Here to Login
Join Computer forums Today


Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 01-24-2007, 01:28 PM   #1
BSOD
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 42
Default Who has the best pick up line.......

For nerds, players, and computer experts only.....


Okay, my friend and I walk into Networking class and we see this hot woman in our class. She was a substitute. We get on the computer and she walks over. Being the smart azz I am, I type this on the screen: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

She asks what I am doing, I say I am wacking off!!!!
I expected suspension, but got a phone number in my backpack in return. I called the anoynomous number to find out she wants to go on a date. When I told her I was only 17, she totally freaks out, but I was aroused. We went on a couple of dates but nothing happened.
__________________

tony0101 is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 01:38 PM   #2
Fully Optimized
 
^Mike^'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 2,958
Send a message via ICQ to ^Mike^ Send a message via AIM to ^Mike^ Send a message via MSN to ^Mike^ Send a message via Yahoo to ^Mike^
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

lol how old was she?
__________________

^Mike^ is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 01:43 PM   #3
Golden Master
 
Cabbs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 7,912
Send a message via AIM to Cabbs
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

If you went on a date with a teacher, even a sub, she had to be hot. Did you catch her age?
__________________
=Like anime? Come to AnimeAppeal.com!=
||DFI UT P35||Q9550@3400 Mhz||Geil 4GB RAM||Radeon 5770||
Cabbs is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 01:44 PM   #4
BSOD
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 42
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

She was 32 years old, but looked younger.
tony0101 is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 01:45 PM   #5
Fully Optimized
 
^Mike^'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 2,958
Send a message via ICQ to ^Mike^ Send a message via AIM to ^Mike^ Send a message via MSN to ^Mike^ Send a message via Yahoo to ^Mike^
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

Quote:
Originally Posted by tony0101
She was 32 years old, but looked younger.
lol good job
^Mike^ is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 01:55 PM   #6
Golden Master
 
DJ-CHRIS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,203
Send a message via AIM to DJ-CHRIS Send a message via MSN to DJ-CHRIS Send a message via Yahoo to DJ-CHRIS
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

Quote:
Originally Posted by tony0101
For nerds, players, and computer experts only.....


Okay, my friend and I walk into Networking class and we see this hot woman in our class. She was a substitute. We get on the computer and she walks over. Being the smart azz I am, I type this on the screen: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

She asks what I am doing, I say I am wacking off!!!!
I expected suspension, but got a phone number in my backpack in return. I called the anoynomous number to find out she wants to go on a date. When I told her I was only 17, she totally freaks out, but I was aroused. We went on a couple of dates but nothing happened.
Almost doubble her age, and she could loose her job, and it's also likely against the law.

Duh she flipped out.
DJ-CHRIS is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 02:37 PM   #7
Daemon Poster
 
GlasseyeUK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,208
Send a message via MSN to GlasseyeUK
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

You know what, you say your 17 but you act as if your 12, and thats probably offensive to some 12 year olds.

Such a hot stud yet you learn as you get older that those that often brag about it, are often not going any of it......grow up man!!
__________________
AMD Athlon 64, 2200 (11x200) 3700+,ASRock 939S56-M, SiS 756 AMD Hammer,NVIDIA GeForce 6600LE, 2048(DDR SDRAM), Maxtor 5A300J0 300GB 5400RPM, Ultra ATA/133)

Time tells all, but if the moment in time passes and you miss it, then you will remember it for ever!!
GlasseyeUK is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 02:55 PM   #8
BSOD
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 42
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

Hey, like I said, I don't act the same when on a forum and also on a date. Anyone knows that people aren't the same when typing this crap up. Yes, I overexagerate, but the story is true, like it or not. Kansas City may sound like hickville, but there is more of a poverty rate here than alot of places you live. More poverty=more crime, more hoods, more killing. Live on 51st like I do and you will see a few things. Prostitutes, drugs, guns; it is all in my hood, so check your mouth when you disrespect me. I ain't no punk like you are accustomed to. I brag cuase I got it, not to lie to a bunch of losers or IT professionals about my social life.
tony0101 is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 03:24 PM   #9
Golden Master
 
DJ-CHRIS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,203
Send a message via AIM to DJ-CHRIS Send a message via MSN to DJ-CHRIS Send a message via Yahoo to DJ-CHRIS
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

Quote:
Originally Posted by tony0101
Hey, like I said, I don't act the same when on a forum and also on a date. Anyone knows that people aren't the same when typing this crap up. Yes, I overexagerate, but the story is true, like it or not. Kansas City may sound like hickville, but there is more of a poverty rate here than alot of places you live. More poverty=more crime, more hoods, more killing. Live on 51st like I do and you will see a few things. Prostitutes, drugs, guns; it is all in my hood, so check your mouth when you disrespect me. I ain't no punk like you are accustomed to. I brag cuase I got it, not to lie to a bunch of losers or IT professionals about my social life.
Yeah don't mess around with us gangsta


G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GUNIT!
DJ-CHRIS is offline  
Old 01-24-2007, 03:41 PM   #10
Golden Master
 
freestyler105's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 7,883
Default Re: Who has the best pick up line.......

Quote:
Originally Posted by tony0101
Hey, like I said, I don't act the same when on a forum and also on a date. Anyone knows that people aren't the same when typing this crap up. Yes, I overexagerate, but the story is true, like it or not. Kansas City may sound like hickville, but there is more of a poverty rate here than alot of places you live. More poverty=more crime, more hoods, more killing. Live on 51st like I do and you will see a few things. Prostitutes, drugs, guns; it is all in my hood, so check your mouth when you disrespect me. I ain't no punk like you are accustomed to. I brag cuase I got it, not to lie to a bunch of losers or IT professionals about my social life.
Kansas City has a lot of poverty? LOL. 11% of your city is below the poverty line. Let's compare that to where I live - Buffalo, NY. 27% of people are under the poverty line. In case you think I'm making this up, look it up on Wikipedia, that's where I'm getting most of it from.

New York City - 20%
Miami - 29%
Detroit - over 33%, ONE IN THREE PEOPLE. For only children, the rate is almost FIFTY PERCENT
Washington D.C. - 20%
Chicago - 20%
Average in the U.K. (where most people here are from) - 18%
Average in the U.S. - 12%

Your city's poverty rates are below the average for the United States. Let's remember that the U.S. has some of the lowest poverty rates around.

That's not even going into countries like those in Africa, etc.
__________________

__________________
C2D E6600 | 4GB DDR2-800 | 9800GTX+ | Asus P5B-E | 150GB Raptor | 320GB 7200.10 | 750W Xigmatek PSU
freestyler105 is offline  
Closed Thread

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0