HAHAHAHAHAH..that was fun. Thanks Steve!!
Yeah that pretty much explains it.
"'Warning. Ejecting files MAY cause system lockdown.' I try to click OK but the system is ALREAY LOCKED DOWN!!"
"Clover-leaf, period, space thingy, useless tupid thing"
"They can put it on the right, on the left, on the back, BUT NOOO THEY CAN'T PUT IT ON THE TOP. NOO THAT's RESERVED FOR THE ALL MIGHTY BLUE APPLE."
"It's like you're dodging these menus like bullets to get to the control menu. It's like..like a boxing match with your computer."
"Macs KILL my inner child."