Re: What makes you piss yourself?
Weeeeeel... The thing that tends to freak me out are my unusual dreams. I mean, my dreams tend to get very morbid after a while... like one time, I dreamt that I triped and fell on a sidewalk, scraping my nose a little - so I scratch the wound a little bit, but accidentally begin to peel off my entire face. It was a slow and painful process, though I manage to wake up without pissin myself.
Do not trifle with dragons, for you are small and crunchy and taste good with ketchup