[Gets naked, prints out picture of Bill Gates, writes 'Teh Gates' under his face, sticks on a stick, and dances around it]
Hayawumba! Hayawumba! Hayawumba!
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.