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Old 02-22-2007, 10:21 AM   #1
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Wow.. thats all I gotta say.

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(AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock. (Watch what damage Van Iveren allegedly left and how the neighbor will watch porn in the future )

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

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Old 02-22-2007, 10:24 AM   #2
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lol.... sounds like RPG to me....a sword? lol.
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HAHAHA.....
He thinks that he is a samurai or something, trying to save the damzel in distress.
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lol.... sounds like RPG to me....a sword? lol.
Lol, I wondered about the sword too.
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well that explains the sword part...

damn, that guys pr0n must of been on max if mamas boy was able to hear it.
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can you blame the guy for busting in? If I heard a woman screaming for help I think I would go investigate too.
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very strange, too much spare time
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Dont think he shud be banged away for trying to help, most people wud just ignore it! As for the sword... lol
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well that explains the sword part...

damn, that guys pr0n must of been on max if mamas boy was able to hear it.
yeah lol
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Haha, kinda funny but rather disturbing at the same time. That must be some serious material to sound like someone being raped
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