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Old 06-03-2005, 10:10 PM   #1
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A scam is being pulled, mainly on men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.

I wasn't able to find them on Sunday.

A man was walking along the beach in California and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened the bottle. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, " I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one."

The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I cannot fly, Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.

The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, " There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes them tick." The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
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What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.


Are you seriose about this? Or is it just a joke? Because if you actually fell for it more than once, you must be a moron.
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Old 06-03-2005, 10:19 PM   #3
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Yeah, Wombat! That's pretty dumb to fall for it that many times!! :>))
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Old 06-03-2005, 10:21 PM   #4
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Are you seriose about this? Or is it just a joke? Because if you actually fell for it more than once, you must be a moron.
Some are thicker than others... just watch the moron bit when you are replying to posts by the way
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Which means he's joking...
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:28 AM   #6
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Was she good looking, wombat?
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Was she good looking, wombat?
Better than Shania Twain, awesome...
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and where did you find these naked soapy women??
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How much crap do you have in your back seat that they could rob you 7 times in one day.
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and where did you find these naked soapy women??
The traffic light on the corner of Woondooma and Mulgrave Streets...

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How much crap do you have in your back seat that they could rob you 7 times in one day.
I go home and put more crap in the back...


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