Please could you help me get my ipod?
Here is what I need you to do.
Simply go to www.thisisajoke.com/referall/cheese
Complete the offers, like get into a 12 month contract with AOhell.
Get 5 others to join you in hell.
There are other offers too, like free toenail clippings and compressed air at discount prices.
After you have signed up and sold your soul to the devil, you will be rewarded with an email saing that they are out of free ipods and you won't get one after all.
PS: I HATE SPAM
PSS: IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY NOTICED, THIS IS A JOKE.