Unofficial Ten Day Christmas Party Thread

[mark thorpe]

lol too much
*sees blonde hiding behind a tree to try to avoid me*
*floors it as fast as my 1.4 diesel can go*
*skids to a halt next to blonde's tree, he says no to the lift*
*goes back to party* fine then! you can walk!

*drinks another hobgoblin*

 

[Blonde]

*rode back to the party under marks car*

*got there sorta safely*

*pulls slayers dirty long hair*

*runns away cos slayer looks angry, like he could kill someone*

 

[mighty_chick]

but he cant because he saw a naked 80 year old woman and that put his brain through so much that slayer is a vegetable


laugh at blonde for being afraid of nothing AHAHA

 

[Blonde]

*goes and sits in isolation*

 

[mark thorpe]

*cringes at the mental image from money mans post*
*suddenly feels very ill*

*poor slayer!!*
*saves slayer by putting voodoo in front of his face*
*realises thats just as bad*
*gives up and goes to watch tv*

 

[mighty_chick]

punches slayer in the face just because i feel like it, and he cant feel it anyway


gives mark props for realizing he couldnt help then shows him the picture of the old lady naked and he too becomes a vegetable

 

[Blonde]

*is still sitting in isolation*

 

[Paradox1]

*sits with blonde in isolation* Wait.. Now its no isolation.. *leaves*

*walks away and starts to decorate the tree* *puts lights all around it*

 

[Blonde]

mmmm lights

ooohhhh.....shiney

*touches lights*

OOWWW!!!!

*blonde gets electrecuted and flies back 2054546584165466541054 meters*

*sigh* its gonna be a long walk back...

 

[Paradox1]

*looks back and magically teleports blonde to my side and hands him some tinsel* Help me out with this. *Hands him jet pack and we fly around putting tinsel on the tree*