Originally Posted by CompMan
Yeah you can get fat. If you sit home all day and do absolutely nothing except eating twinkies.
It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it....j/k
Just about anything with sugar now day's can make you fat, unless it's like low fat whatever in it...
You'd be suprised on how long a twinkie's life span can be...
Twinkie - Friend or Foe?
Posted on March 20th, 2007 by Sapo.
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One of the first signs of intelligence in man, woman or beast is the fear of the Twinkie. The Twinkie looks like a harmless pastry. Except for the “fact”* that it has a shelf life of 20 years and a chemical composition that is beyond reason, it would be just a pastry. That’s why every once in a while I crave a Twinkie. Not for its yummy goodness, but because I fear the Twinkie. I don’t like fear, I wish to conquer fear so in moments of desperation I find the nearest pack of yellow chemical goodness that is the Twinkie and gobble it up. If I can conquer the Twinkie I am on the road to immortality. The fountain of youth is toilet water compared to the Twinkie. 20 years it’s a work of pure genius, Einstein eat your heart out.
Imagine if the minds of Hostess ran the drug industry. They could turn a simple pastry that has a life span of five days into a pastry with a life span of 20 years; imagine what they could do to cancer. The one problem is the Twinkie is a perfect balance; one Twinkie could make you feel like a god. Ten Twinkies could probably change your DNA back to the dark ages.
I respect the Twinkie, I fear the Twinkie, I love the Twinkie, the Twinkie is my friend, & the Twinkie is my enemy. I conquer my enemy, by eating my enemy. Oh Twinkie, oh Twinkie how you kill me.
Worship the TWINKIE
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Sean “Sapo” Pisano
* This fact is probably not true, it makes for good story telling though.