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Old 02-28-2007, 04:43 PM   #1
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Talking Tongue twister

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, ‘I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh’, I accidentally said ‘I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh’., so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey’.

But I accidentally said, "You’ve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed b’tch."
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Old 02-28-2007, 04:48 PM   #2
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Hahahahaha.
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Old 02-28-2007, 05:08 PM   #3
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lol thats a good one!
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Old 02-28-2007, 05:13 PM   #4
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Hee hee, thanx for making me smile
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:55 PM   #5
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lMAO not what I was expecting, very funny!!!
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Old 03-01-2007, 02:53 PM   #6
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Hehehe!
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