Re: Thursday's Joke
haha, heard a great new joke today...
There was a woman and a man and they just got married, for a few weeks, they became addicted to sex and did it everywhere. The man had to go away for a week for business, the woman was distraught and said she would miss the magnificent sex. So she went to a sex shop and was looking at the dildos, a shop assistant comes up and offers to help her choose one
"they all look so small and rubbish, I want the best one" she said
"ok" the shop assistant said "I wasnt supposed to show you this but here it is" and he opens a wooden box behind the counter. Insside is a small black dildo
"its called the VooDooPenis" the shop assistant said, "it obeys your every command, look, the door voodoopenis" he said and the voodoopenis flew out of the box and began to attack the door by vibrating quicky
"the box voodoopenis" the shop assistant says, and it flys back to the box
The woman buys it and takes it back home, she uses it but cant remember the command to get it out of her and back into the box. So she is driving to hospital, and her driving is somewhat erratic (for ovbious reasons) and a policeman stops her car:
"sorry sir, its the voodoopenis, im going to hospital, thats why im driving so bad"
"excuses excuses" the policeman says "voodoopenis my ass"
lol, long but I like it, bit rude though
"If I seem to act unkind, its only me and not my mind" I Want To Tell You, The Beatles, Revolver
"When I am king, you will be first against the wall" Paranoid Android, Radiohead, OK Computer
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