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Old 06-02-2005, 09:04 AM   #1
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It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM   #2
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LMAO ........

thats great
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:24 AM   #3
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2 New jokes?
Computers cant be old because adam and eve had an apple! (LMAO Already)

Windows Error: Linux Found,
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STILL LMAO LOL
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:33 PM   #4
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.....?
That's not that funny.
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:35 PM   #5
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First joke was great! That girl must have been a blonde
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:41 PM   #6
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thats funny, kepp em coming
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Computers cant be old because adam and eve had an apple! (LMAO Already)

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hahaha, those are great, like the apple one
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:47 PM   #7
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some more:
What happens to programmers when they die? They branch to a new address.

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Definition of Windows 95: a 32bit extension for a 16bit patch of an 8bit operating system originally written for a 4bit processor by a 2bit company that cant handle one bit of competiton.

How many people in the Microsoft marketing department does it take to change a light bulb? None- the just define darkness as a new standard.

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Old 06-02-2005, 03:06 PM   #8
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lol am having a bad day, but that first joke made me laugh lol
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NICE ONE guys... freakin hilarious steven... gotta love the microsoft ones...
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Good one again EliteGamer...
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