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Old 01-12-2010, 10:02 PM   #1
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If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape, or shoplifting?


If a tree in a forest falls and kills a woman, why is there a forest in the Kitchen?

If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

God teaches us not to be jealous, then why is it wrong to worship other deities?

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Old 01-12-2010, 10:06 PM   #2
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I have taken my sleeping pills for the night and what I can make from this is making me lol so hard.

Thank you sir.
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I like the last one. "God" is a jealous God.
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If everything is possible, then is it possible for something to be impossible?
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This sentence is a lie.
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Lol......
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On the first one....well it...lets not go there
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On the first one....well it...lets not go there
I VOTE neither because it would be damaged goods.
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