Here is one I had:
Stranger: Hello, eh!
Stranger: Eh!!! I'm from Canada! Where you from, eh?
You: You Canadian?
You: haha me too
Stranger: Seriously, eh?
You: Yes seriously
Stranger: Is it just me... or do you find all other Canadians to be asshats and batshit crazy!?
Stranger: I mean.... we're all stalkers and like to write horrible things about people online.
You: I don't think you are Canadian or you wouldn't say that...unless you are from Quebec-LOL just kidding
Stranger: I'm near Toronto.
Stranger: Maybe it's just my neighborhood, eh?
You: could be. You a Maple Leafs fan?
You: I'm not
Stranger: Yah! HOCKEY! GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Stranger: No... wait... GOOOOOOOOOOOAL is soccer.
Stranger: Okay... you got me... I lied
I know nothing about Hockey.
Stranger: I r a bad cndian
You: Yah gotta say Scooooore!
You: He shoots! He scores!
Stranger: Yeah, you say that after they get the brooms out of the way, right?
You: I think that is curling
Stranger: Nah... that's with weights.
Stranger: You know what I love most about Canada?
Stranger: We have THE BEST weed!
You: curling is with brroms
Stranger: Then... what do they call when you lift weights with one arm. I thought that was curling.
You: They have weed in Toronto?
Stranger: The house next to me is FULL of weed.
Stranger: No one is ever home. But, I just go in and take a little.
Stranger: They have so much. I don't think they'll care.
You: weight-lifting. You do curls when you weight lift but Curling is a sport from Canada
You: Don't smoke so much weed
Stranger: Sports are confusing
Stranger: I don't smoke so much.
Stranger: I smoke a HELLA LOT
Stranger: I have too, it's doctor's orders.
You: What is your fave drink then? I will know if you are really Canadian by the answer
Stranger: Wyder's Pear Cider
Stranger: It's yum-yum-yummy
You: Bzzzt! Wrong! ;p
Stranger: I like them fruity drinks.
Stranger: What's the right answer?
You: Maybe in the summer but beer is the correct answer
Stranger: Beer tastes like moose ass
You: Depends on the brand
Stranger: Miller is the worst.
Stranger: What you drink?
Stranger: Do you smoke?
Stranger: *sings* Ya don't drink, ya don't smoke... what do ya do?