picked these of the internet the 1st is so funny lol
I burned a CD with some multimedia stuff on it for a friend of a friend. He couldn't get them working, because, it turned out, he had a 486 with 8 megs of RAM.
* Him: "How come they don't work?"
* Me: "You need a new motherboard, CPU, case, power supply, lots more RAM, and maybe a new video card."
* Him: "Can you download them for me?"
# Tech Support: "How fast is your modem?"
# Customer: "I don't know, it's got a Pentium chip in it.
# Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
# Customer: "Pentium.
Customer: "Does my PC support a Pentilum 3?
Customer: "I want a Penitum processor, because those Pentiums are just no good."
# My Friend: "What kind of processor do you have?"
# Me: "A [name of processor]."
# My Friend: "Oh, me too."
# Another Guy: "Hey, I have a word processor!"
# Tech Support: "What kind of Mac do you have?"
# Customer: "It's the kind that sits on my desk...not one of the newer ones
# Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? Windows 95?"
# Customer: (a little too excited) "95, 97, 98, I've got them all!
Friend: "Does Windows 98 support Linux?
Customer: (angrily) "You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?
Turn your SOUND UP NEED CONCENTRATE