I am not prepared to comment about any Ben, but you KEITH, here's 5 reasons you are boring:
1/ Your language and humour is infantile
2/ You are a silly penguin
3/You are an uneducated peon with no life
4/ I can have you in a fight ANY DAY
5/ Your references to homosecuality show that you are a repressed homosexual, I do A-Level psychology, so it is proven that you might like your breads buttered on the other side.
i somehow doubt the sincerity of your claim