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Old 01-27-2007, 06:36 PM   #1
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Talking Some IT jokes

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that
his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD <http://nosmoke.com/> NOSMOKE.COM at the
end of the CONFIG.SYS.

Letme know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer:: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."

Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer:: "A white one."

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Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."

Customer:: "How do you spell that?"

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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery
store."
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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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Customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out?

Customer: sure

Customer care officer: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
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hey guys leme know if u like it.
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Old 01-27-2007, 06:40 PM   #2
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Haha, those were good. I like the first two.
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Old 01-28-2007, 03:43 AM   #3
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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

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same kinda thing happened to me once. I asked an old lady which mobile phone service provider she had. She said, hold on a second, and then 5 seconds later said it's a Nokia. At that point I said ok, have a nice day.
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Old 01-28-2007, 04:16 AM   #4
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Heheh.. nice.
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Haha, I like those. Infact they were piss funny..
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Old 01-28-2007, 06:18 AM   #6
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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."


ha lol that one was good
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Old 01-28-2007, 05:04 PM   #7
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i had the pentium one happen to me before. i was helping a customer over the phone and i asked what OS they had. after about one minutes pause they responded "Pentium 2"
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Old 01-28-2007, 05:05 PM   #8
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Hehe, IT jokes are sooo funny!
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Old 01-28-2007, 05:50 PM   #9
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haha those are awesome. That reminds of just the other day i was helping my roommate with his computer. I tell him: "Click on the start button...."
roommate: "wait, what!? What's the start button?"
me: "the button that says start on it"
roommate: "ohh..."
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Old 01-29-2007, 03:41 AM   #10
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haha, I liked this lmao. You can imagine half of them being well true aswell
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