One non alcoholic water please
Wait, I thought alcohol doesn't mix with water! Err.. does it?
You know, I once traveled on Qatar airlines, which provides alcohol on their trips, and asked for some 7-UP because I have this superstition that it helps with motion sickness. The waitress (ah, or is it a flight attendant?) brought me something that looks like 7-UP. It tasted like cologne and I thought it was a spoiled 7-UP (do those even spoil?). Later on I suspected it was something alcoholic or with alcohol additive. That was a month ago and until now I'm not sure about it
But seriously, the taste was awful.