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Old 02-15-2009, 04:59 PM   #1
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It was late so I wanted to be quiet because, in all assumption, people would be sleeping and I didn't want to wake them up. So I come in quietly but as soon as I walk in I hear the tell-tale sounds of someone having sex. "Ok", I thought "...it's coming from downstairs close to my room...obviously (i'll call her N) brought her Valentine's date home with her". I lol'd to myself. I went downstairs and saw that they had left the door open! WTF? I'm not even the only other person living here! Now comes the moment when a thousand ideas flooded into my head. They didn't hear me come in, they're still going at it...do I take a gander? How should I handle this?

I can see they must have been half way doing the deed on their way to the room as a few pieces of clothing, a hat and a cell phone were laying about the floor in the hall. Chances are that they were drunk and just didn't give a shit.

So I guess this is where I say I pussied out. I decided that I didn't want to risk being seen and, in all likelihood, all i would have gotten was a nice shot of that dude's ass. Also, it wouldn't have been worth the awkwardness that would have followed had N or her guy seen me. Then there was the thought that "spying" sounded really perverted to me. The downside of all this is that it wouldn't have been a bad sight to see her naked....she's actually kinda hot.

So I did what any respectable person would do and picked up her cellphone and browsed the erotic pictures that she(or someone) had taken of herself saved in it. Apparently she has a tattoo on her hip...hmm didn't know that.

Haha...anyways that was my night.
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That's a good story. But I am a bit confused is "N" related to you? I'm a bit confused about that. Other than that you did the right thing. I know too many people that watch, record it, and put it on some porn site.
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That's a good story. But I am a bit confused is "N" related to you? I'm a bit confused about that. Other than that you did the right thing. I know too many people that watch, record it, and put it on some porn site.
no no, sorry forgot to say, she's a housemate. No relation.
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Should have totally pulled some kinda prank.

You missed an opportunity!
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haha trust me, of all the things i was thinking of doing, 90% of them were ideas for pranks. Then I remembered that she likes to date really big guys and seeing as I didn't know what the guy she was doing looked like there was doubt that I could avoid getting my ass kicked.
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I would of asked to join in... If she says yes. You get to have fun. Then in the morning it gives you something to talk about over coffee
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Haha, Thats funny. You did the right thing.
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I can see the response to that as "WTF!!?! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOOOOOMMM!!!!"

also, update: she's washing the bedsheets today. Good for her, maintaining hygiene and all.
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You should have sat at the doorway and started jerking.

edit: Or film it
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I can see the response to that as "WTF!!?! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOOOOOMMM!!!!"

also, update: she's washing the bedsheets today. Good for her, maintaining hygiene and all.
lol! I would be as awkward as possible and ask her what she did last night for valentines day. See what kind of story she came up with.

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