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Old 12-17-2005, 04:57 PM   #1
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious socially-responsible low-stress non-addictive gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice as long as there are no public demonstrations or declarations, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great, (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

The wishee further agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, shareholders...
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:04 PM   #2
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Um...ok...

Welcome back...?
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Haha!!! Thankyou, you to!
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:54 PM   #4
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Wow, talk about everthing down to the fine print in terms of legal and ethical issues. There's no way anyone can use that against him, lol. I should use that for my business documentation regarding holiday's so not to offend anyone.

On a side note, it's been a really dark day today. Clouds are rolling and it's the first time all year long where I have to leave the lights on all day just to see. What a depressing day...but the overall Christmas spirit is still good.
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:03 PM   #5
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Wow.. thats how you put a greeting into legal terms! I ain't signing anything!!!
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:08 AM   #6
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thanks, have a merry christmas too.
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:22 PM   #7
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After reading that whole post it sure shows what a political mess we live in.

Merry christmas
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:26 PM   #8
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haha, the politically correct merry christmas!

merry christmas guys... and Don, how ya been? long time no see...
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Chosing to not read everything Wombat posted, I wish you all a happy and safe holiday.
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