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Old 02-19-2007, 02:16 PM   #1
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Talking Red-neck Jokes!! :d

If your working tv sits ontop of your non-working tv

if a cop pulls u over and askes for your id and u show him your belt buckle

if someone says your a redneck and u check your neck

if your kids first words were attention Wal-Mart shopers

if everyday someone comes knocking on your door asking if your having a yard sale

if youv'e ever finacied a tattoo

if your dad's last words were "Hey y'all watch this

if you think the last words to the star-spangled banner is "Gentle Men start your engines"

if someone says you have somthing in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is

if your dog has more teeth than your wife

YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!!!
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:05 PM   #2
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Default Re: Red-neck Jokes!! :d

lol
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:09 PM   #3
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:53 PM   #4
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Default Re: Red-neck Jokes!! :d

didn't jeff foxworth do that same exact set?
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