The random theory/banter game.
The trick is to come up with a theory and use completely crazy and twisted stuff. Whoever has the coolest and funniest one wins, hopefully if this is popular and doesn't die, we can server puppies for breakfast!
K, I'll start.
Cats are very good at making smiley faces the size of the nerd on your floor. Apparently, that nerd has a secret militarty base in the catbox, which is slowly being swallowed by a warm steamy piece of cat $@4^.