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Old 04-24-2008, 10:57 AM   #11
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i want to shoot a bazooka at a water tower. that would be sweet.
i want to see a movie where the villian wins and fullfils his evil plan
LMAO@ The villain thing. How true is that!

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GhostFL, heres a dyno vid u might like


I lol'd, but it was a disappointment LOL
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:02 AM   #12
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here are some better ones


one thing ive always wanted to do, is while driving on I-95, just cut the wheel totally to the right, and see what happens
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Surely ghots, you have seen the old man who steps on the dyno rollers and takes a spill. That is a good one.
That one is so funny!
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Wow, I live in a small town and we have like 3... Why use pumps when you can use natures force?
they use pumps to get it up there
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:26 AM   #15
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^They do? I thought they used magic!

I have always wanted to switch a PSU from 230 to 115V on a european power socket. I have always wanted to gut a microwave oven and turn it into a gun. I have always wanted to make really big explosions whenever I get the chance. I have always wanted to throw a stick in-between the spokes of a bicycle wheel while it is moving. Now you guys finally see the real D-Lew and how good of a person he is. lol
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Oh Lord, finally a thread where I can type out all the things in life I want to see!


- This is morbid, but where I live there is a massive ass hill that is maybe 700 feet tall and a highway comes down it in a very steep grade into this long, flat straightaway at the bottom where my towns one gas station is located. There are alot of log trucks that go by there everyday...I want a log truck to come shag-assing down the hill and the driver bump the gear stick into neutral. I want the truck to reach terminal velocity and hit a conveniently placed cow in the middle of the road...the devastation would be awesome.

- I've always wanted to see/hear a person with an electronic voice box sing a Peter Frampton song

- I also want to see a person with a wooden peg leg.

- As a firefighter I've always wanted to have to respond to a fully engulfed vending machine fire.

- I also want to see a mexican midget do the off of Hotrod.

- I also want to see an old lady (I'm talkin 80 years +) shoot someone a bird.

- I also want to see someone order a drink from McDonalds and when they are handed their drink throw it back inside.

- I want to see someone put a bag of Peanut M&M's on lay away.

- I want to see a store shelf loaded with food to collapse

- I also want to scare a complete stranger, like go into a public restroom where it's just me and a random dude taking a dump, I want to sneak in and charge the door/stall screaming like a banshee and hit the side of his stall out of nowhere.

- I've always wanted to see a regular swimming pool filled with exotic and dangerous fish and marine wildlife.

- I've also wanted to see a squirrel attack someone for no apparent reason.

- I also want to see a dog pee on someones leg

- I also want to see a mail box be blown off it's post and shoot over 10 feet up in the air.

- I also want to see someone unloading groceries into their car and the wind catch their shopping cart and it go shag-assing across the parking lot still full of groceries

- I've also wanted to see a outdoor cooking grill fly out of the back of a truck on a interstate.
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i think shooting a water tower would make me pretty happy. OoOH and stand like 20 feet away when all the water comes by
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Heres our local water tower.

img doesn't work so you'll have to click here http://www.flickr.com/photos/boringit/638807/
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Oh Lord, finally a thread where I can type out all the things in life I want to see!


- This is morbid, but where I live there is a massive ass hill that is maybe 700 feet tall and a highway comes down it in a very steep grade into this long, flat straightaway at the bottom where my towns one gas station is located. There are alot of log trucks that go by there everyday...I want a log truck to come shag-assing down the hill and the driver bump the gear stick into neutral. I want the truck to reach terminal velocity and hit a conveniently placed cow in the middle of the road...the devastation would be awesome.

- I've always wanted to see/hear a person with an electronic voice box sing a Peter Frampton song

- I also want to see a person with a wooden peg leg.

- As a firefighter I've always wanted to have to respond to a fully engulfed vending machine fire.

- I also want to see a mexican midget do the off of Hotrod.

- I also want to see an old lady (I'm talkin 80 years +) shoot someone a bird.

- I also want to see someone order a drink from McDonalds and when they are handed their drink throw it back inside.

- I want to see someone put a bag of Peanut M&M's on lay away.

- I want to see a store shelf loaded with food to collapse

- I also want to scare a complete stranger, like go into a public restroom where it's just me and a random dude taking a dump, I want to sneak in and charge the door/stall screaming like a banshee and hit the side of his stall out of nowhere.

- I've always wanted to see a regular swimming pool filled with exotic and dangerous fish and marine wildlife.

- I've also wanted to see a squirrel attack someone for no apparent reason.

- I also want to see a dog pee on someones leg

- I also want to see a mail box be blown off it's post and shoot over 10 feet up in the air.

- I also want to see someone unloading groceries into their car and the wind catch their shopping cart and it go shag-assing across the parking lot still full of groceries

- I've also wanted to see a outdoor cooking grill fly out of the back of a truck on a interstate.
These made me laugh so f*ing hard, I'm serious. I "lmao'd".

ESPECIALLY at - I've always wanted to see/hear a person with an electronic voice box sing a Peter Frampton song


That just hit the spot so damn hard.


+15 for you, my friend <3


edit: Apparently I've given rep to you before and I need to spread it around?

Someone ought to do it for me. That was hilarious...
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