What a crummy morning. I had an appt at 1pm at my new pain clinic and my bowels are in an uproar this morning.
Twice I didn't get my pants down in time when my ass decided to become a geyser.
Third time almost didn't make it.
Showered and now washing my clothes. I called the clinic and reschedule the appt. She asked me why and I said I have to tell you ??
I got a bug in my bowels.
Really? That it?
Oh alright, I pooped in my pants twice this morning ok? I'm not going anywhere today ok?
Fine, I'll see you next week same time?