Lol! Nice. Frankly, most of my posts were in the hardware/software. With that said, you can hardly call it being an "attention whore". I did post on the Random Chit Chat though because I definitely wanted attention
At our school we used to have some plastic sporks. Now they use plant-made forks/spoons. Last week I was having myself a barbecue sandwich with tortilla buns (something like this) and I broke 2 forks and 2 fins on a third fork while eating it. I wasn't even applying that much force. I know that toward the last 1/5th of the sandwich, I gave up. I had to get to class and I still had other food to eat.
So I dug up my old Compaq Armada P2 266 to play with and I will be using it for my Cisco equipment. It's a decent laptop, and when I got it I ended up buying a battery for it. It still works like a champ.