Thelis: Hey can i have a pic of you
Thelis: To show my parents...
Girl: Yeah right....
Thelis: FINE...its for my fellow computer nerds at this computer forum i belong
Thelis: Fine ill adimt it, im gay and im just using you to show off what kind of girls i could get if i was straight
Girl: Want to be friends?
Thelis: Friends with benefits?
Girl: Thought you were gay.
Thelis: I was lying
Girl: Wait, what all are you lying about.
Thelis: Well im half gay, i like guys, but im really just a girl, who looks like a guy, but i still like guys, so im like half gay.