Quotes that only people like would get

[Neodude1123201]

Taken from http://savvygeek.com/2007/09/11/the-best-geek-quotes/

These made me laugh,i just had to paste it here


Every now and again it's nice to read something that makes you laugh, but when others see it makes them question your sanity.

This is one of those lists.

So, without further ado, I bring you the best geek quotes that are attributed to nobody. So go ahead, claim them for yourself. There is no RIAA of humor to stop you…I think…


“If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0″

“Be nice to geeks, you'll probably end up working for one.”

“It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.”

“The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.”

“One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.”

“Life would be so much easier if it were open-source.”

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.”

“Some things Man was never meant to know. That's why we invented Google.”

“There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.”

“The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.”

“The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.”

“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

“Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.”

“A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?”

“No keyboard detected. Press F9 to continue.”

“Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.”

“User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.”

 

[~NeonFire372~]

Haha... but shouldn't this be in the Joke Thread?

 

[ssc456]

i think this is my best one

“If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0″

so simple and yet so true

 

[muz]

He he theese are all very funny man
the one that got me most was this one tho
“There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.”
Mainly cos our computing teacher told us that one a few weeks back and a few people where like hey i dont get it

 

[Fisher]

^^^^^^ i found both those the best tho i did have to explain the binary one to my girlfriend

 

[BF2player]

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” <--- My favorite.

 

[David Lindon]

hahah, those are great!