Quotes from old people who are totally dumbfounded by computers
The title should explain, but heres a few quotes from people I know who are particularly inept at using a computer.
Mom on the phone: Alex, do you have a photoshop?
Mom: Well, I need to edit a picture, is there a photoshop near my house I can go to?
Me: Mom, photoshop is a program--not an actual place.
Mom: Oh, so where does the picture go?
Dad: Alex, someone sent me a ping, but it doesn't play a sound.
Me: You mean they sent you a file that is supposed to make a ping sound?
Dad: Well, yeah, it says ping--png, all I see is a picture though, no ping sound.
Me: Dad, png stands for Portable Network Graphic. It's a picture file.
Dad: So how do I get a ping?
I was carrying around a CD to put in my car on a cold and rainy day and my friend said: Doesn't that give the CD viruses?
My word is bond and bond is life and I will give my life before my word shall fail.